imagine paul blart mall cop but directed by wes anderson
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(JEAN-RALPHIO enters.) TOMMY T! You just missed the CRAZIEST of crazies. Clubs. Girls. Dancing. Naked—MOM?!?! Argument. Fleeing the scene. Hiding in a dumpster. Coming here. Crashing on your couch for a week ‘cause [sings] technically I’m homeless.
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Please watch this 3 second clip from an actual George Washington documentary.
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Desktop Mountaintop by Joshua urban
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Aya Takano Artwork for Zipper Magazine
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so many songs to listen to. so many books to read. so many things to watch. so much stuff to write. i think i will sit here and decompose
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Your power is out but I guide you down the hallway with my sickass light-up shoes
Stop
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